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"A Bad Day"
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swing. Then the poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on, man. I'm just giving you a hard time," the says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs... "I can't do anything right.
As I was running to work, I tripped and fell face first into a pile of . Then the wind blew a into my face. I arrived to work covered in and my boss consequently fired me on the spot. As I walked back home in dismay, I slipped and fell into a pool of . As if this day could get any worse, I finally came home to find my wife in bed with the and then a bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
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A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swing. Then the poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on, man. I'm just giving you a hard time," the says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man cry."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs... "I can't do anything right.
As I was running to work, I tripped and fell face first into a pile of . Then the wind blew a into my face. I arrived to work covered in and my boss consequently fired me on the spot. As I walked back home in dismay, I slipped and fell into a pool of . As if this day could get any worse, I finally came home to find my wife in bed with the and then a bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison."
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